I’m autistic, so you ain’t that far off from me being a robot.

I wouldn’t fuck ai. You won’t know what STD you get because it’ll hallucinate every symptom you both have.

Usually I get a text message a few days before the monthly data reset saying how I’ve used 50GB but at least I still get unlimited.

Didn’t think of that. And now I’m left wondering what the next best thing would be, besides something like maybe a metal bat or pipe.

If it counts, I’d love to have a portable black circle disk thing like in Toontown so I could return home in an instant.

If that doesn’t count, I wouldn’t mind having falls only cause me to accordion and not take much, if any, damage if I land on my feet paws.

Edit: Instant, not instance.

Also, realized being able to grab things from thought bubbles visible only to me would be nice. Need to defend myself? I now have a, hopefully, fully loaded glock whenever I need one.

IDK how I’d do it, but I’d absolutely try to find a way to ensure Amiga wins out compared to windows worldwide.

Either that, or, if legal, making a very vague patent/trademark/whatever on things like tracking pixels/cookies and implementing them on a dummy site for a “totally not a patent/trademark/whatever hold” type site to at least ensure privacy is at least a little better for the average person not using chrome, edge, Firefox, etcetera.

Joined Lemmy because of the whole r€ddit API thing. I was only on there maybe a couple years at the end, so I had no real super attachment like people who have been there for years. Not much else to say.