I have an idea for a post, some may have seen a comment of mine earlier. I’m looking for the most offensive-to-coffee-snobs approach to making coffee possible. I’m assuming something to do with instant, but from there, I don’t have many ideas.
Someone suggested reconstituting it in milk, that seems fun, any other ideas? I’m fully expecting the end result to be absolutely disgusting, for what it’s worth. I’m looking for the worst abomination possible, but it still needs to technically be coffee. Get creative, have fun with this. Whichever technique gets chosen (or multiple get combined), I’ll credit in the post I make.
1: Get the coffee from any fast food restaurant delivered (Burger King is real bad)
2: (Optional) Microwave it since it’ll probably be cold
3: Too Much store brand flavored creamer (not cream, can’t have real dairy) in it
4: Topped with the fakest whipped “cream” you can find. Preferably just a spoonful of the stuff you find in the freezer aisle
Technically still coffee, but I think this would be illegal to serve in at least 50 countries. Will be a solid 1/10 cup at best, both in terms of taste, and aesthetics
It almost pains me to say it, but McDonald’s coffee is pretty good and by the time it gets delivered it’s probably at perfect drinking temperature.
Actually, alternate: Percolator. Burns the coffee while it brews! It’s a feature!
This is fantastic. This will probably be the winner.