By golden age they mean something cheap with gold spray paint.
The report also seems not to realize that it is being written by the Trump administration.
There are a few delightful digs like this in this article.
The only thing that’s golden is the tacky veneer on the White House walls in the picture.
you should see his trump tower rooms its worst.
Wasn’t even written by Beth Mole either lol
What? By dying?
Trump’s understanding of science is on a par with that of Flat Earth and Hollow Earth believers. It’s hard to foster what you don’t understand.
hollow earth is where all the kaiju come form.
That’s probably what the mean… :(
Golden Age of Science (according to Republicans): Flat Earth, Lizard People, Bigfoot, Aliens
pseudoscience, alternative science as well, crystals, Chronic lyme, anti-vaxx, humours,etc.
Bleach in veins!
clean out your hardened artieries with bleach, and probably drain cleaner.
The Golden Age will begin once the Orange Era concludes.
Do they even know how science works?
Science is now illegal for all except military.
Yeah. It’s a guy in a white lab coat (and for them, it has to be a guy) saying whatever they want him to say.
Soooo, he’s going to use tax payer dollars to fund Christian science reading rooms across the nation?
In China?
What, he’s going to find out the youngest age a girl can get pregnant?
This has been known for all of human history it’s around 13
Pregnant at 4, birth at 5 years old, 7months, 21 days. Youngest pregnancy ever confirmed.
I would like to punch somebody really hard on the face right now. I need a drink. At no point in history should that have ever happened. I feel sick.
Goddamn how???
Precocious puberty and sexual abuse. They never found out the identity of the father.
Well we’d rather forget, thank you very much, but Crump keeps reminding us
…by leaving office
…by axing or redirecting (read: embezzling) funds once spent on actual science?
This coming from the same guy who was confused about what happens with magnets just a few months ago and now he tells people in order to make money you “do magnets”.
A real golden shower of wisdom from that bag.
This is just a euphemism for alchemy isn’t it. He’s going to dump billions of taxpayer dollars into a quest to turn lead into gold.
No more absurd than the LLM bubble.
That Orange Pedo love’s ignorance not science.
Only if the word is redefined to mean “shitting your diaper and lying about it”.
