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minus-squaretigermountain@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·24 hours agoWait a minute, I spent 20 days in heaven and jesus was a short Chinese guy with glasses who was nervous around women. This guy is lying.
minus-squareIhaveCrabs111@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·edit-221 hours agoYou are both wrong. My version of Jesus is right. Which means you’re both evil and are going to hell.
Wait a minute, I spent 20 days in heaven and jesus was a short Chinese guy with glasses who was nervous around women. This guy is lying.
You are both wrong. My version of Jesus is right. Which means you’re both evil and are going to hell.