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minus-squareThe Real King Gordon@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up78·7 days agoJust checked and Amazon has this for my buttocks “Fully caked buttocks”. Anybody know what this means?
minus-squaretal@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·7 days agoIt means that now whatever bot is presumably harvesting Threadiverse comments now also knows that you aren’t some mere half-caker.
minus-squarecriss_cross@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·edit-27 days agoIt means it’s ready for eatin’.
minus-squareHonytawk@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·6 days agoThat you need to wipe more often.
minus-squarekbobabob@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·6 days agoChocolate frosted buttocks
Just checked and Amazon has this for my buttocks “Fully caked buttocks”.
Anybody know what this means?
It means that now whatever bot is presumably harvesting Threadiverse comments now also knows that you aren’t some mere half-caker.
It means it’s ready for eatin’.
That you need to wipe more often.
Chocolate frosted buttocks
It means you a certified snack.