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I use lemmy
Nice try…
There was that one time I…ooohh…you almost got me!
I fucked your mom and didn’t call her back.
I belong to this weird online community where people show up and think they have these great ideas that they want to share with the world, most of them are ideas that have been implanted in their minds from prolonged exposure to some other social media experience 🤫
Same. I’m pretty sure I’ve never actually said “Lemmy” out loud. I might go my whole life without mentioning it.
Now, Linux, on the other hand…
I’m the Unbomber. No, not the other one! I go to places and just enjoy them and maybe pick up some trash. I never damage them.
I refused to let my parents visit me for my 40th birthday.
The legitimate reason as that Dad is disabled and the journey is too long
The reason I gave was that I still wasn’t over calling them out over favouritism when I stayed with them over Christmas.
The actual reason is that even before Christmas I had decided I would celebrate the big 40 by hiring an escort to finally lose my virginity.
What’s the difference between legitimate reason and actual reason? Aren’t those two secret reasons that you kept from your parents?
Good for you, I hope you had fun!
I like to jerk off while wearing a dress. I’d tell a partner if I had one but that’s it.
Windows has a tracking ID you can’t remove
only one?
Go on…
Middle school me only felt positive emotions when 9/11 happened
I pee in the pool.
I notice you didn’t specify “while swimming.”
Nice try
Nice try, anyone irl
Thinking the same lol
Nice try, American agency!
I’s the one i won’t tell online, either.
Anything known by two or more people is not a secret, but an asset.
I quit paying taxes when trump was elected. No representation? Cool. You’re not getting a fucking dime from me.
I don’t mean to be that guy, but have u not bought any fuel or groceries? It’s REALLY hard to not pay taxes! Or have u just stopped paying income tax?
Also not paying taxes is incredibly dumb. You don’t want to mess with the IRS (or for other countries, the appropriate agency). Even the Joker doesn’t mess with the IRS.
