because eating men’s meat is gay, and so on
I worked in record stores in the olden days, and got casually familiar with several regulars. One day, a regular customer was buying an album, and I mentioned that some artist had just dropped a new album, if he was interested.
He got very serious, and said “That album is by a man. Do you think I’m gay?”
I was instantly confused, and just asked " What?"
He was getting angry now, and repeated “Do you think I’m gay? Only a gay guy would but an album by a man!”
I had never encountered this attitude before, and I have never encountered it since, but here it was - if a man bought an album by another man, he is gay. I had never noticed that every artist this guy bought was female.
I tried explaining that your musical choices do not reflect your sexuality, but he just yelled at me, called me the F-word a bunch of times, and left, and never returned
I had never cared to think about it before, but after that experience, I came to the conclusion that he was DEFINITELY gay.
When I was a very young kid, I used to think it was weird if boys liked songs by women. Now I don’t give a shit, but it was something I used to think.
When I was a young kid, I liked songs by women because they were in my range. I’d go back to being 14 for one reason only. When my voice changed, I had a 10-11 month period that I could sing Soprano 1 to Bass 1. Couldn’t do Bass 2 at that point. Then my voice cracked and I could barely sing for a few months. These days I have trouble getting up to an Irish Tenor.
Now this is a shower thought.
A suspicious one imo
Hello there, human meat butcher, fetch me a flank of a former league of legends player that died after a diet of nothing but energy drinks and chicken tendies. Nono, this one isn’t pale enough. I want only your finest. Bring me muscles that have never been used.
Will Mountain Dew DOTA2 veal be ok?
I said League, and it has to be one that unlocked all the skins.
Veal is redundant. DOTA 2 means they haven’t seen the sun.
can confirm, i have no idea what outside looks like.
Enh, it’s like Skyrim, the graphics are pretty good but the gameplay is meh
Butcher: “Excellent choice! Now, in case this is your first time using salted meat, I should stress that it must be desalted by leaving it in some water for a few hours, changing the water frequently. After that, it is perfect for roasting!”
“one cock sausage coming right up”
I am both jealous of and horrified by your brain.
This is so insane and yet true.
What’s the quote about virgins from that vampire show? Something like: If you’re going to eat a sandwich, wouldn’t your prefer if no one had fucked it first?
This seems similar.
I’m never showering with you.
There’d also be people who refuse to eat human meat and everyone else would make fun of them.
Well, someone was hungry in the shower!
I would happily eat any of y’alls flesh for sustenance. I mean that. ❤️
Gee, thanks.
[Checks door locks again, just to be sure]
“Meat with a first and last name tastes best!” - from Tender is the Flesh by Agustina Bazterrica
Not a book for most people, hell sometimes I wish I hadn’t read it. But if you want to get into a fiction book on the subject this one is pretty fucked up. It’ll probably live rent free in my head for the rest of my life…
A few other quotes that have stuck with me:
After all, since the world began, we’ve been eating each other. If not symbolically, then we’ve been literally gorging on each other. The Transition has enabled us to be less hypocritical.
I know that when I die somebody’s going to sell my flesh on the black market, one of my awful distant relatives. That’s why I smoke and drink, so I taste bitter and no one gets any pleasure out of my death.
No one can call them humans because that would mean giving them an identity. They call them product, or meat, or food.
They gave human meat the name “special meat.” Instead of just “meat,” now there’s “special tenderloin,” “special cutlets,” “special kidneys."
That book was a great read. I really enjoyed it, the themes of capitalist consumerism and greed were neatly wrapped up in the madness of cannibalism.
The ending where >!the guy ends up killing the woman that became too human in his eyes!< was a great twist. Would definitely recommend that book to anyone who enjoys reading.
Not sure if it’s just me but the part tagged as spoiler isn’t hidden for me…?
Hmm it’s hidden for me, could be the app you’re using or maybe the app I’m using idk… I’m using the app called Sync.
Don’t think I can do anything to fix it 🤷🏻♂️
Interstellar combines “!the” into a community and doesn’t show a spoiler.
I use boost. Not sure me telling you that is helpful.
This is the only book that’s ever given me a nightmare. And you should 100% read it.
Right! 🤣👍
Sounds perfect for a pie shop.
Menu:
- Priest
- Greengrocer
- General (served with and without his privates)
- Piccolo player
- Locksmith
Coming soon:
- Beadle
- Judge
Not exactly cannibalism but mummia (powdered mummies) was popular in Europe from the 12th to 19th century.
how do you even get ideas like this
I already find it kind of weird when people talk about eating meat, especially ‘breasts’, but no one else seems to so maybe I’m weird.
Not “no one;” it is pretty bizarre to think about. It’s just that we’re omnivores so we eat things that either used to have eyeballs or that scream when they’re torn from the ground. Like plants react if you even have an intention of harming them, so it’s just sucky to be an omnivore with empathy in general
Saying plants scream is an absurd use of the word.
Good thing I’m an absurd person
