Crossposted from https://feddit.uk/post/43715499
Medical staff had to halt the procedure, fearing a possible explosion. The hospital, unfamiliar with such protocols, immediately alerted the authorities, and around 1:40 a.m., police arrived and activated the bomb squad. The team established a security perimeter to neutralize the device so surgery could continue, though no one knew at that stage if the entire operation could blow up at any moment.
If it doesn’t have flared base, your ass will ‘swallow’ it. Pretty quickly, in fact. Don’t fuck around with this, it’s the most embarrassing ER trip you will have.
Because HIPAA be damned, you will end up being mocked online for weeks, and the shame will be yours, even if your name is omitted from the news cycle.