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I refuse to defenestrate myself!
I am disappointed that not one person has used the word “defenestrate” yet.
Defenestrate: The act of throwing someone or something out of a window.
This is a word that has started more than one war: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Defenestration
I’ll just
kill -9the fire.Sudo cd ~/Home/Front-door
Good thing it’s pretty easy to break windows.
Even better, when the hardware gets too hot windows explode on their own!
I love breaking windows!
death is preferable than using Windows.
Least radicalized Linux user
We need to be able to mock ourselves and this is certainly one of the funniest so far.
wat
never happen
no windows here.
just rescue pendrives with live linux, or other computers to ssh in from to put out the fire.
sudo extinguish
And now I have a picture of a sweaty “I use Arch” user yelling this at a fire about to consume them.
Would be a funny anime 🤔
Windows users when they’re chased by lions in the African savannah and the only way to survive is attempting to ride a gnu:
Captain Segfault comes to rescue: You’re saved! Jump through X Window!
My house only has xwindows for that reason.
fuck that, I’ma dual boot and bounce.
$ virt-manager
