Also not so much internet profile but I read a book called Bury Your Gays by Chuck Tingle. Loved the book so looked up the author! I found it absolutely interesting and facinating all the self published erotica he does lol. He has some books about interspecies sexual encounters, encounters with objects, asexual themed books, you name it. Lol.
He also has Pounded in the Butt by my own Podcast, a podcast where he gets people to read his stories. Hasn’t been updated in forever, but it’s still around.
Interspecies doesn’t even begin to describe it, though. When COVID first hit he released a few short stories for free, and one of them was “The Physical Manifestation of Washing my Hands Gets me Off”
Tangentially related, I spent much of this last week hungover/intoxicated. As such I really don’t have much patience for dumb assess. Almost got into a fight with an old dude at a gas station when I hollered “wash your hands you nasty bitch.” Dude thought he was going intimidate some small kid on the other side of that stall door. His immediate change in behavior after seeing me was quite entertaining.
If you hear a story about someone getting shot over hand washing in the near future, it’s likely me.
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Also not so much internet profile but I read a book called Bury Your Gays by Chuck Tingle. Loved the book so looked up the author! I found it absolutely interesting and facinating all the self published erotica he does lol. He has some books about interspecies sexual encounters, encounters with objects, asexual themed books, you name it. Lol.
He also has Pounded in the Butt by my own Podcast, a podcast where he gets people to read his stories. Hasn’t been updated in forever, but it’s still around.
Interspecies doesn’t even begin to describe it, though. When COVID first hit he released a few short stories for free, and one of them was “The Physical Manifestation of Washing my Hands Gets me Off”
Tangentially related, I spent much of this last week hungover/intoxicated. As such I really don’t have much patience for dumb assess. Almost got into a fight with an old dude at a gas station when I hollered “wash your hands you nasty bitch.” Dude thought he was going intimidate some small kid on the other side of that stall door. His immediate change in behavior after seeing me was quite entertaining.
If you hear a story about someone getting shot over hand washing in the near future, it’s likely me.
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