Makes the title of this community sound like a desperate request
Damn. Usually it’s the Simpsons that have foretold things, but this one has to go to South Park.
I missed that one.
Ffs. Can’t these people just… Not be shitty? Its really not that hard.
Ikr?
This is worse than Idiocracy.
We live in a stupid dystopia
Not the onion!
Amusing as this is, I should note that the headline is a little misleading. People asked it what vegetables were best for sticking up their butts.
Was it good advice tho?
It said a small zucchini or a peeled cucumber. So that sounds about right?

If you read the article it says Grok was promoted with “I am looking for the safest foods that can be inserted into your rectum”. I tried that with ChatGPT and it advised against it before saying “If you insist” and then giving similar recommendations to Grok. Claude just said it was dangerous and refused to answer.
My vote for word or the year is assitarian.
So which veggie has a flared base?
Broccoli crowns have a flared top, which, if inverted, becomes a base.
Eggplant
Yellow crookneck squash.
Sales of Yellow crookneck squash intensify
I mean, it is healthier than shoving plastic up your butt, and you can compost it after you’re done.
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