And have it drift where hurricanes hit hardest.
Alternatively, with some help:
So it can float away from Canada and Mexico.
I work as a slot technician. One of our jobs is moving slot machines with hand trucks. When setting them down, one typically counterbalances the weight of the machine with their body. I wanna get catapulted across the casino floor, fly through the air while screaming like Goofy, and hit the wall leaving a silhouette-shaped hole.
Thankfully, the only injury I should sustain is little coins going around my head.
Which, in this economy, seems less like an injury and more a reward.
I’m lasooing the moon closer, so I can climb on and get away from this place.
Run out on a branch with a saw and watch the world fall down as I cut through the branch behind me.
Sticking my finger in the barrel of a cops gun so it blows up in their face.
Then a large boxing glove pops out of the flower on my chest, and knocks the fucker to the next county.
Amazed nobody has said float through the air on the waft of a delicious pie yet
I’ll start running but build up speed by running in place first. Also that will have a distinct sound effect.
Letting her know I like her by launching my eyeballs out of their sockets and dropping my tongue completely to the floor.
edit: Forgot the old-timey car horn sound.
arOOOOgah!
The prompt was about things we don’t already do in this reality though?
Don’t forget Turing your face into a wolf and howling about it.
Gonna see if i can cross over to the apartment opposite me by not looking down. This could be a miracle for transportation!
If that doesn’t work let’s try next floating while following the smell of a pie.
The possibilities for actuality are enormous here!
I thought about it, but I think that’s powered by not knowing you’re in the air. The fall is triggered by the realization that you aren’t on the ground, not the action of l looking down. I’m just a layman though. A comic physicist can correct me if they want.
A comic physician could draw a bridge under ya
To me this is an open question, gonna try tomorrow and report back.
Pulling a giant hammer out of my pocket
Run off a cliff and never look down = flight.
Also have an enemy draw a really cool place on a wall and run through it.
Hire a bird to paint a realistic-looking tunnel with my workplace behind it on my garage door, and drastically reduce commute times.
Damn! You beat me to it!
Boing! Boing! Jumping off a roof so I can bounce bounce bounce, I can’t jump for shit IRL and I want to.
Also maybe some NSFW stuff I am not about to detail.
Just what kind of cartoon has NSFW cartoon physics? How would that even work?
Hentai
Predictable. But is the physics in it wacky?
Women in Hentai are just hollow. You can push through from top to bottom.
Hmm…yeah, there might be something to it there.
It’s called Cool World, and it’s art.
Ok, totally not going to look that up, haha…
I have a reoccurring dream about that.
Bouncing, that is. Cough, cough…
Have you tried a trampoline?
(For the bounce - but also for NSFW stuff I guess…)
Phone call someone and during the split screen physically jump into their side of the call.
If it counts, I’d love to have a portable black circle disk thing like in Toontown so I could return home in an instant.
If that doesn’t count, I wouldn’t mind having falls only cause me to accordion and not take much, if any, damage if I land on my feet paws.
Edit: Instant, not instance.
Also, realized being able to grab things from thought bubbles visible only to me would be nice. Need to defend myself? I now have a, hopefully, fully loaded glock whenever I need one.
But the glock just makes clean, non-bleeding holes.
Didn’t think of that. And now I’m left wondering what the next best thing would be, besides something like maybe a metal bat or pipe.
Shredder/paint thinner?
