Why the hell do we call it “coconut water” like it’s some holy, saint-blessed hydration straight from God’s urethra? It’s juice. It comes out of a fucking fruit. If it squirted out of an orange we wouldn’t sit there pretending it’s “orange water.” But no, slap “water” on the label. It’s not magical glacier piss. It’s coconut juice. Stop jerking off the branding like it’s some enlightened nectar for smug wellness cultists.
It’s absolutely disgusting and shouldn’t be called anything other than ‘trash’.
I tried it once, and never got past one little sip. Definitely in my top 5 of ‘worst things I’ve ever put in my mouth’.