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minus-squaresome_kind_of_guy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·2 days agoYou might be thinking of Jesus’ abusive dad
minus-squaremoondoggie@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 days agoWell to be fair, he was also his dad. And a ghost. And wine. And… crackers? Regardless, being both his dad and a ghost meant that any time Jesus jacked it, he was committing incestuous necrophilia. Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
You might be thinking of Jesus’ abusive dad
Well to be fair, he was also his dad. And a ghost. And wine. And… crackers? Regardless, being both his dad and a ghost meant that any time Jesus jacked it, he was committing incestuous necrophilia. Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.