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return2ozma@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 23 hours ago

White House Says We Had to Bomb Iran Because Trump Had a “Feeling”

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White House Says We Had to Bomb Iran Because Trump Had a “Feeling”

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return2ozma@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 23 hours ago
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  • SabinStargem@lemmy.today
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    That feeling was a stiffy, at the thought of hurting people.

  • Affine Connection@lemmy.world
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    I’ve got a feeling
    A feeling I can’t hide
    Oh no

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    Republicans have cosigned all this shit by not impeaching him.

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    Worst Black Eyed Peas Song Ever.

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      Ooo! Ooo!

  • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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    so why was it again you were so adamant Krasnov was the right candidate again ozma?

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    The “News” Media Sez: “In another bold move Dear Leader follows his guts! YAY TROOPS!”

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    The president had a feeling, again, based on fact

    Calling it “fact” doesn’t make it one

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    what was he feeling? little children?

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    Wait, it’s called operation “Epic Fury”?? What’s this, WWE?

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      Epstein Fury*

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        honest to god this is how you know everyone competent has been fired any competent person would be like “sir you’re setting everyone up with an easy joke how about like Operation Freedom Speed or Operations Sick Spins”

        • AA5B@lemmy.world
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          Never forget the furry

    • PyroNeurosis@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      Half of the cabinet is media fucks. McMahon herself is Sec. of Education. This is Pro Wrestling: The Administration.

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      Operation Epic Fury . . . Operation Steel Weiner . . . Operation Hot, Oily Buttocks . . .

      It’s always one of these desperate, striving names that a bunch of 12 year old boys would come up with.

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        Operation Your Momma

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      It fits with the overall theme, I guess.

      https://xcancel.com/WhiteHouse/status/2029307088808055083

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    From the makers of “Vibe Coding”, we present to you “Vibe foreign policy!”

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      You’re absolutely right! I told you to bomb Iran without considering all of the obvious fallout. That’s on me, and in the future I’ll do more to accurately convey the potential ramifications of any foreign policy decisions I suggest.

      In the meantime, I can help you spin this disaster. Let me know if you want me to:

      🦅 Help draft a propaganda piece smearing any detractors as unpatriotic

      💣 Generate an image that looks like satellite imagery of a weapons grade uranium enrichment facility

      👶 Organize a hangout with your friends to help blow off some steam

      Just let me know what you’d like me to get started on. And remember, you got this!

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        Spot on!

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      It is about pre-emptively invading other countries on the basis of made up attacks.

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    that feeling is the pressure of the epstein files being released.

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    He had a feeling and it was called “fear of the Epstein files”.

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    He wants to do a nuke so bad.

    We should all be terrified.

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      I really hope this fucking moron dies and suffer a lot

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      He really wants to drop the bomb. Its so fucked up

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        “First president to do it in over 80 years. They said it couldn’t be done. 'Sir, you can’t do this,” they said. The greatest president in American history, the strongest president. They came to me with tears in their eyes, they said ‘please sir, don’t do it.’"

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        Someone just nuke his ass first.

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        I’m reasonably sure that is “the big one” he mentioned the other day.

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          My thoughts too

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        Everyone’s got their kink.

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      He is fucking busy shitting his pants and napping in his retirement home in Florida.

      It’s the ghouls around him that actually have the follow through to make sense of the mad kings ramblings.

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    Fuck your feelings! 2026

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    Me, I just wipe and flush the toilet after I have one of those feelings.

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