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minus-squareBrianTheeBiscuiteer@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up119·1 day agoOh, no! Not Meta! Or Oracle! Or umm, Palantir! Or… guys, help me here.
minus-squarePatrikvo@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up26·1 day agoQuick! Send them the coordinates of all those datacenters so they can avoid them!
minus-squareNocturnalMorning@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·7 hours agoBut which ones, there are so many. They need to know exactly which ones to avoid!
minus-squareworkerONE@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up63·1 day agoX should not be on the list to target!
minus-squareWorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up48·1 day agoPlease not Palantir! Who will use WiFi to reconstruct a collection of 3D models of me pooping?
minus-squareTachyonTele@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·7 hours agoAre we bidding on this offer? How we doing this?
minus-squareWorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·6 hours agoThe death prediction market!
Oh, no! Not Meta! Or Oracle! Or umm, Palantir! Or… guys, help me here.
Quick! Send them the coordinates of all those datacenters so they can avoid them!
But which ones, there are so many. They need to know exactly which ones to avoid!
X should not be on the list to target!
Please not Palantir! Who will use WiFi to reconstruct a collection of 3D models of me pooping?
Are we bidding on this offer? How we doing this?
The death prediction market!