I’d trade my car repair skill for house repair, and my musical ability for math ability. Both of those are far more useful in life. Maybe also trade my computer ability for welding or woodworking.
I’d trade the ability to pick up my underwear with my foot and toss it into the laundry hamper for invisibility.
I would gladly change my math ability, that is small, for some musical ability, that is non existent.
I would trade all my skill and knowledge in history and geography for just being able to program in rust
I’d trade my dick sucking skills for skill at playing guitar.
Have you tried taking up the (skin) flute?
The fact I played flute in 4th-6th grade makes me wonder if those skills just translated… 🤔
Based on what I know about flute embouchure, probably only if the receiving dick is quite small.
Now I’m gonna try to blow across someone’s meatus to see if I can make it whistle next time I go down.
Ironically enough, sounding would probably help
slide whistle sounds
Just make sure it’s rising pitch, not falling pitch
I feel like there’s got to be people out there that want the opposite trade.
“Being good at guitar doesn’t help me at all. Everyone hearing me play wants to suck my dick and not the other way around! 😩”
Anyway, here’s Wonderwall…
Like, is it really that great for boosting romantic success? I mostly just hear the roasting.
(If you want to make money at it or get famous, I can assure you skill isn’t a big part of the equation. I’ve been close enough to the industry to definitively say a lot gets fixed in post)
I’d trade 90’s computer skills for 90’s social skills. Because 90’s social skills are relevant today, while it’s been a while since I’ve had to resolve IRQ conflicts via jumpers. And switches no longer have a
Chasey Laindaisy chain port thanks to multiplexing.You’ve had a Lotta dick
Had a Lotta dick
I’ve had a Lotta time
I’m with you.
I’ll trade my skill with DOS6.2 for the ability to fix my own car brakes. That’d be enough.
I have a tangent related to 90’s social skills: I wish I had attended university before the high-speed internet era. We collectively replaced so much face-to-face interaction with stupid Flash games and scrolling ebaumsworld.
Id trade the skill of knowing how many carbs are in any dish with the skill to naturally release insulin to process the carbs of any dish. Or am i trading a skill for a perk?
Feel you bro, feel you
I’d trade my writing skills for coding skills. I feel like I’d be happier programming than teaching kids how to write.
You had me at “teaching kids”.
I’d lose my mind. Happier coding and vibin to music. You know, the OG vibe coding.
I would trade my accumulated engineering training and skills in order to be a great musician. I’m done with office work, staring at a screen all day, and coming home mentally exhausted. I want to be able to go to a jam session and shred with the best.
That hits the nail on the head.
Accurate
Have you considered the possible financial implications of this? Playing music is great, but poverty isn’t.
If you have a job like that, you have the money to get basically any gear and lessons you want!
I’m at a point in life where money isn’t the issue. The bottlenecks are always time and energy. Someday I’ll have time to focus on music (and skiing, and backpacking, and drawing, and …).
I’d save some money and do that now. You never know when you’re going to get a disease or cancer , or just get old.
At least thats how I look at it. Cancer is a 50% chance, so may as well plan on that taming me out!
I need better emotional regulation. I wish I could just go “Yeah this is going to completely suck” and then get it done.
Is doom scrolling a tradeable skill?
I have the jack-of-all-trades skill.
I can play guitar, piano, cello, oboe, drums and sing, write computer programs, poetry and short stories, read at a fairly fast pace (I’ve clocked myself at over 1800 pages a day, 4 full novels, without skipping sleep), I have decent eidetic memory, I’ve read multiple encyclopedia’s from A to Z, I am apparently unable to get lost, I can do carpentry and electrical work, home repairs, automobile repairs, fix electronics, toys, gewgaws and gadgets, I know dozens of stupid human tricks like folding joints out of place and flipping eyelids, crossing eyes and flexing tongue.
I have literally never run into anything that I cannot do to some degree other than a pull-up or play the classical flute.
If I had to trade that skill for something else, I do not know how to properly value it. All I know is that everyone around me considers it basically worthless.
I wonder how one gets your skills of all skills! Did you grow up without fear of failure and ADHD perhaps? Did you have good parents? Curious.
Massive fear of failure and incredibly abusive parents.
Also, practically no support from them beyond food and shelter. Even clothing was a once a year if they remember kind of thing.
I’m also vigilantly self-reliant, to the point that when I ask other people for help, they are often shocked.
That’s great you’re able to do all those things!
Also, as far as how to get those skills, part of it is just being born with it. Both me and my dad are hyperlexic.
We taught ourselves to read.
My first words were “M-I-L-K, that spells milk”, which shocked the hell out of my mom because apparently we were driving around in a car and I saw the billboard and it clicked in my head.
I was like nine months to a year old.
The rest of it is just boredom. I was offered to skip grades multiple times, but my mom didn’t want to embarrass my older half-brother by having me be in the same grade or ahead of his grade, so I got held in place, and I still managed to graduate a year ahead of my class.
With all of the extra free time for my mind to ramble, I read and consumed information and I was like, I’m going to do something great and I need to know everything I possibly can know in order to accomplish this greatness.
Unfortunately…
Being horrendously abused by the people that are supposed to be nurturing and caring for you makes it incredibly difficult to reach out and achieve greatness when the opportunity is in front of you.
My skill at driving a car would be transformed into helicopter pilot. I hear they make good money and I can always get a motorcycle or take Uber.
I’d trade in my excellent customer service skill for elite sniper skill. Can’t let Luigi have all the fun.
I would trade my video game ability for basically anything else in the world. Im no longer a world-champion contender level of skill, and without charisma its worthless.
I’d like to trade it in for carpentry or any handymannery.
Im a carpenter and a gamer
I can whistle without moving my lips. I’d trade that for the ability to play football at a world competative level.
