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minus-squareBoomer Humor Doomergod@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up153·2 days ago“MY GOD HAS A DICK!! IT’S BIG AND VEINY AND THROBBING AND NOBODY’S GONNA TELL ME DIFFERENT!!!” - Evangelicals, apparently.
minus-squareCheems@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up48·2 days agoTurns out they also don’t like it when you say that. It’s like pick a lane people
minus-squareprole@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·2 days agoUh oh, Mike Johnson better contact his son…
minus-squareBurgerBaron@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 days agoRetconning all godesses makes Yahweh an incel.
minus-squaretigeruppercut@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 day agoAlready a song about god’s dick https://youtu.be/QSmYxKIs3PI
minus-square🦄🦄🦄@feddit.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·edit-21 day agoWas gonna post that haha great song too
“MY GOD HAS A DICK!! IT’S BIG AND VEINY AND THROBBING AND NOBODY’S GONNA TELL ME DIFFERENT!!!” - Evangelicals, apparently.
Turns out they also don’t like it when you say that. It’s like pick a lane people
Uh oh, Mike Johnson better contact his son…
Retconning all godesses makes Yahweh an incel.
Already a song about god’s dick
https://youtu.be/QSmYxKIs3PI
Was gonna post that haha great song too