technocrit@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Technology@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 months agoBitcoin slips below $71,000 as Trump orders U.S. to join Iran in blockade of Strait of Hormuzwww.coindesk.comexternal-linkmessage-square48linkfedilinkarrow-up1270arrow-down116file-text
arrow-up1254arrow-down1external-linkBitcoin slips below $71,000 as Trump orders U.S. to join Iran in blockade of Strait of Hormuzwww.coindesk.comtechnocrit@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Technology@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 months agomessage-square48linkfedilinkfile-text
minus-squareLemmayng@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up19·edit-23 months agoTrump: Yo dawg, I heard you like blockades. So I blockaded your blockade so you can stop overseas trade while I crash the markets.
Trump: Yo dawg, I heard you like blockades.
So I blockaded your blockade so you can stop overseas trade while I crash the markets.
You beat me to it.