i.e. A worse version of “have your people call my people”

  • Doomsider@lemmy.world
    2·
    10 days ago

    I am sorry, but our AIs are just not compatible.

    I would like to go out, but I need to brush my AIs hair.

    Sorry, I already have an AI friend.

    You are like an AI to me.

  • Maiq@piefed.socialEnglish
    0·
    11 days ago

    The AI you are trying to reach has been disconnected or is no longer in service. Please fuck off, don’t try again.

    • dan1101@lemmy.worldEnglish
      1·
      11 days ago

      She’s still running AIBot 372.31, I don’t allow SpiffyBot 4723.13 to interact with those sorts of bots.

    • webghost0101@sopuli.xyz
      1·
      10 days ago

      Speak for yourself, i am terrified of phone calls.

      Don’t like many parts of how ai is killing social contact but this one very specific part, yes please.

  • dan1101@lemmy.worldEnglish
    0·
    11 days ago

    The end game of all this is we sit at home living on our universal basic income and and AI runs our lives, it’s all AI talking to AI. Except I’m not sure how we will eat, maybe a series of feeding tubes could be installed to each house to dispense the appropriate amount of food based on BMI and social status.