hm, a phone for conservative christian men that DOESN’T support Grindr? i give it 6 months
This is my favorite type of Christian hate because all it does is hurt/inconvenience Christians.
*and their kids.
Which is supremely funny, because the religious states always have the highest porn consumption. Which I guess means they wont get many customers.
watching porn on a phone? disgusting !
I mean … why use a 6" phone display while my PC has two 26" monitors
Pfft amateur. I only watch porn on my 60 inch TV as loud as possible.
Now look what you made me do (read buy)

Yes, PLEASE self-segregate yourself!
Based on google searches I assume everyone who owns one of these will need a 2nd phone?
All jokes aside, I am aghast that so many people watch porn on the phone instead of the old discarded laptop. On the phone!
That’s one of the scary things about all this “age verification” bs. Not only is it just mass surveillance, but in “protecting minors” from “adult content” those of us who identify as LGBTQ are labelled as adult content just for existing by these fundamentalists. Entire swaths of people will be banned just for existing, especially once Palantir gets as much data as possible and flags IDs and faces as LGBTQ dissidents.
I swear my phone is already bugged
But will it deliver the kiddie porn to the priests?
This is stupid on so many levels. And actually is distracting from my evening “me time”
Christian fundamentalists would prefer to ban a lot of things for everyone. Since they cannot do that, they resort to the next best thing, which is to ban them for their own crowd. But the main objective is to have every device be like that. If this phone network establishes itself in the long run, it will be a big L for all of us.
There is gonna be so much gay porn and CP moving around that service I would bet.
Finally a phone that will help with foreskin blood magic, witches, and stonings. Brought to you by everyone’s favorite cult leader and faith healer grifter.
Please be the onion, please be the onion, please me… ohh
Nothing more Christian than hating a group of people. Jesus, famous for all the hate he had.
In theory all this will be banned:-
- Encouraging revenge
- Celebrating cruelty or injustice
- Promoting hatred toward others
- Lying, gossip, slander
- Manipulative or deceptive talk
- Speech intended to harm reputations
- Excessive focus on wealth or luxury
- Encouraging exploitation for profit
- Envy or covetousness
- Addictive behaviors (including Instagram, candy crush etc.)
- Promoting disobedience to parents
- Promoting disobedience against governing authorities
- Encouraging disorder or lawlessness
Lying, gossip and slander? So they won’t get any feeds from Republicans?
You could take care of like 90% of that just by blocking X.
But X will be allowed since Elon is big bros with the maga movement.
RosKomNadzor and RosPotrebNadzor: now in America
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So the bible will be banned?











