More (not so) fun facts:
54% of American adults read below a 6th grade level.
21% read below a 5th grade level, which is considered functionally illiterate.
High immigration numbers don’t fully explain it either, as first gen immigrants only make up about 1/3 of those with low literacy.
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This sounds like every semicolon, you’re clapping for enthusiasm.
Don’t abuse the German rules for commas to spread semicolons in English!