Goddamn Dell of all companies is the only one that seems to get it. I’m shocked.

Welcome to the world outside of your own ass, Dell. The air is fresher out here.

Enterprise has spoken

Almost nobody takes advantage of all the AI features they offer, Dell realized this

And so it begins?

Thank fucking God.

The TPU is not for you, it’s for tech companies to surveil, train, and exfiltrate your data at every level of the stack from hardware to application in a “secure” fashion. The “features” they proscribe feel forced because they are - they exist to make it seem like you’re getting the next new thing, when really the features that you actually want (like an ad-free experience and a local Windows account) have been so enshitified to hell that they functionally no longer exist.

• The hardware manufacturer gets to sell you extra hardware you don’t want.

• The OS vendor gets to run classification on all of your pictures, documents, and software.

• The browser vendor gets to see every site you visit and when, every product you buy, and every porn site you watch.

• Then, it all gets trained into a personal model that is cryptographically tied to your hardware and identity that can be queried at any time by tech companies, data brokers, advertisers, and law enforcement.

What YOU get is to ask a finders-fee-biased chatbot which product to buy, maybe some shitty mental health care, and a sycophantic buddy to patronize your ego. AI is the ultimate surveillance and advertising device.