Rimu@piefed.social to Technology@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days agoS&P downgrades Oracle stock to BBB-www.heise.deexternal-linkmessage-square62linkfedilinkarrow-up1631arrow-down19file-text
arrow-up1622arrow-down1external-linkS&P downgrades Oracle stock to BBB-www.heise.deRimu@piefed.social to Technology@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days agomessage-square62linkfedilinkfile-text
minus-squareP. Montegomery Hat (he)@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up36·3 days agoFunny story: I raised a support request with Oracle last week to confirm if one of their products was vulnerable to Januscape. When I got a copy-pasta ‘no’ I asked why there was an Oracle-issued advisory for kernels the product ships with. A couple of days later they updated the SR with ‘yes, please update’ LOL
minus-squarevillage604@adultswim.fanlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 days agoI bet the first response was AI
Funny story: I raised a support request with Oracle last week to confirm if one of their products was vulnerable to Januscape.
When I got a copy-pasta ‘no’ I asked why there was an Oracle-issued advisory for kernels the product ships with.
A couple of days later they updated the SR with ‘yes, please update’
LOL
I bet the first response was AI