Better yet, over Jeff Bezos’ dead body.

Hey Jeff — you know what I think is antiquated and should be relegated to the annals of history?

Billionaires.

Go away and live your life of luxury and shut the fuck up. Don’t you have enough fucking money?

I think he’s more concerned about losing a mint, which is probably the more likely result.

Why does he think anyone care what he thinks? Let’s hear the opinions of someone who hasn’t vested their entire company’s interests into this thing. The utter gall! He’s not interested in society one iota; only himself. Stop interviewing this arsehole!

Just keep practising, champ.

Anyone with a conscience or morals has surely quit or been fired from that hellhole by now.