Well, yes, but actually yes.

So that’s why he cut off and took the roadkill penis…

Most drivers already don’t use or know 60% of the capabilities of their vehicles, adding more is just adding distractions to already crappy drivers.

Lane assists, cruise control, radar assists, parking assists, hazard lights, turn signals, oil pressure sensors, tire pressure sensors, fluid level sensors, driving modes, alternator charge readers, low gear throttle assists, hill assists, ‘fog’ lights, daylight driving lights, mirror defrosters, smooth braking modes…

I have been in so many cars and watched people just… Not use these tools and then complain about something related to it.

Can’t fix stoopid

This was my exact thought.

People who drive like they walk are either too stupid or ignorant to understand that there are over 3 LITERAL TONS of force being used to “just-squeeze-by, pardon-sorry.”

To quote questionably-ethically-dubious Louis CK, "BuT ThAt’S nOt My FaVoRiTe WaY!!!

If you missed your turn, that sucks, now you spend an extra 2 - 4 minutes going the long way around.

Be better, drive better, pay more attention. If you got unlucky and the road or signage sucks, oh well.