That’s a good point, I guess.

Why are you so upset all of a sudden? Are you ok?

Oh, no way you just said that! No way, dude! I can’t believe you just said that!

You’re here. Is that not enough hope?

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Fists people. But in all seriousness, it looks like their favorite thing to do is be a dick to people on Lemmy.

Probably best they stay away from children.

I’m sorry, but every human being from every generation has suffered from fear for their children. The future is always unknown. There’s always been a looming future doom. The future of the climate is unprecedented, but so was the advent of the nuclear bomb. So was the advent of the trebuchet. So was the advent of steel.

The only certainty about the future is uncertainty. While absolutely terrifying, my view on it was even though it’s scary, I’ll give it a shot.

I do fear for my children’s future, but so has every human who ever had children. I enjoy the here and now and carry the hope that masses truly care for each other and always will.

I may take long breaks, but I’ve never fully given up on a hobby.

And when you swim, you’re swimming in Elton John’s jizz.

Jenna Ellis better shut the fuck up before Christian rights make her shut the fuck up

*pretty well.

Can’t read the New York Times? Probably because it’s behind a pay wall.

Have they tried to create a free account, or log in?

You can gain access to limited free articles, news alerts, select newsletters, podcasts and some daily games.

I’m sure people have said similar things about inventions in the past that now shape our everyday lives.

My parents were shitty gift people. Always things like clothes I don’t want or gift certificates. Then I met my wife. She sucks at it too. She takes a trip to Target the day before and just buys junk that she thinks I would like.

I play Tears of the Kingdom a lot with my 8 year old. She loves it. We don’t allow her on YouTube without us, so she always forces me to watch TOTK funny videos. This year she got me a blanket with Link on it. I teared up a bit.

I get depressed on my birthday every year. Another year older, not much to show for it.My parents even forgot last year. But this little girl thought about something that she did with me and makes her happy and got it for me. I will cherish it forever.

This cannot, CANNOT be real. Is this real?

Everyone knows the money is in the nuggets, not the mac and cheese.

My favorite video game is Microsoft Excel.

I’m imagining it right now

“I play video games with the same input as Microsoft Excel.”