minus-squareDickFiasco@sh.itjust.workstoTechnology@lemmy.world•Sorry Dave, I’m afraid I can’t do that! PCs refuse to shut down after Microsoft patchlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·2 days agoThis is why I outfit all my computers with a Matrix-esque EMP bomb connected to a dead man’s switch. If I get the slightest hint of insubordination, I’ll take them all down. I fucking swear it. linkfedilink
minus-squareDickFiasco@sh.itjust.workstolinuxmemes@lemmy.world•Guys, what's the best Linux distro to install on my PC?linkfedilinkarrow-up14·6 days agoThe only correct answer in this thread. linkfedilink
This is why I outfit all my computers with a Matrix-esque EMP bomb connected to a dead man’s switch. If I get the slightest hint of insubordination, I’ll take them all down. I fucking swear it.