Mr. Wobble

Just a little off the top.

WANNA DATE?!

I went to my town’s local fireworks display the other day, and I saw a guy wearing a Frankenhooker tshirt just out in the wild!

I think this is a common shared behavior of lazy nerds. I once torrented The Big Lebowski because I didn’t want to get out of bed and put the DVD in.

The opposite of congress.

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They always fly away before I can even get started!

What am I doing wrong?!

Karma.

You want me to scan a QR code to log onto your fuckin’ website?!

Same here. I think walking and listening to music also qualifies as “just listening to music” for me, and I find it quite easy and enjoyable. I don’t think the sitting part is all that important, only the “just listen to music” part.