Great, now the song is gonna sound even funnier in my head. Gotta read this to my 5 yr old. He loves the misheard version.

A song by Fear factory called Linchpin the intro the singer goes “can’t take me apart!” Sounds like “cat, give me your paw!!”

No no, I do. I have a very imaginative 5 yr old. He saw me play Helldivers once and wouldn’t stop saying “sweet liberty my leg!” The looks I go in public.

Oh god. Are you telling me Trump is the racist white man’s modern Moses?

First of all, ow.

Oh, hell yeah. Thank you for this idea. I’ve been wanting a fun way to teach my son to read. Thank you.

Sup

Pppffff…she’ll call back…

Right?

RIGHT?

Heaven’s a paradise. If you consider worshipping someone nonstop paradise. Oh and if Dante’s inferno was right about anything, it seems you aren’t allowed to grieve in heaven cause it might upset him.

Nope. He’s only 5 right now. He’s getting to the stage where he’s starting to understand stuff more so we’ve been trying to watch what he hears and sees. Trying not to cuss like a sailor is hard with my upbringing. Just other day he said “you hornsucker!” Cause he’s heard me say “you c—sucker!” When I’m working on something and something goes wrong. His mama got on me like fly to well you k ow.

I got to say. Does Tom ever freaking age? Like dear god.

Werewolves of London again.

My son loves this song. He will sing it word for word howls and all.

Learn to swim Learn to swim Learn to swim

Nah I want that Mrs. Pacman pussy. That Pacussy.

Ew

Is this a joke that’s going over my head?

He’d be hated amongst the jugs. They don’t play to that fiddle.