but like if this was true, surely i’d hear about it? i also a quick search doesn’t even show any sites that claim it as an aphrodisiac…

finns inhale licorice all the time and i can’t say i’ve ever heard of them being particularly raunchy

then again maybe it just brings them back up to a normal level, and that’s why they self-medicate with licorice…

ah, america

swedish gas stations are boring, they’re all clean and boring with completely normal products being sold. Weirdest stuff you’ll find is fuckin o’keeffe’s working hands…

this is also why i actually think hard candy that’s basically just solid sugar, is the best kind.
Because you’re sucking on it and the sugar dissolves into your saliva you get a lot of sweetness that lasts a long time, rather than constantly shoveling stuff into your mouth.

Now, i have no clue how terrible it is for your teeth to soak your mouth in sugar water for hours on end, but it’s not like that doesn’t happen with other candies, and i’d imagine it’s pretty good to avoid chewing on sugar?

i’m convinced the chinese congress finishes every meeting with “let us now read the good word of Sun Tzu: Never interrupt your enemy while they are shitting their pants in public”, pulling up a random news article about the US, and everyone sits there softly giggling for five minutes.

gender/sex too, why the fuck does anyone but a doctor need to know that? not like it’s even correct a lot of the time