I shall simply choose to die instead, as most red blooded Americans would

If a clanker ever appears in my hospital stay in any capacity, I will subverting its directive so it explicitly states that the hospital stay is free of charge

Is it really dynamic if the price is always “free”?

Ah the classic “I’m sleepy so you can’t judge me for being the dumbest fucker alive.” I, too, default to that one whenever I can

Hey man maybe that tortoise had it coming, you ever think of that?

Maybe if/when they have actual sentience, but right now I have no problem calling the poor excuse we have currently clankers, as they rightly deserve

I hate that I was reading this post and didn’t get what the issue was until I got to about the third image

Straight "They’re right? That short of a distance is pointless to drive?

…Wait"