Beg to disagree, my AI enabled cock ring is THE BEST way to remotely open my smart fridge after a prolonged session of hypno-gooning in the kitechen to the furry porn that is live generated on the 3" display on my Sam Altman Edition cyber toaster. What a time to be alive!

Apple Earpods are the shit:

✅ Cost like € 15

✅ No battery to charge

✅ Sounds great

✅ Comes with Usb-C or 3.5 mm audio connectors

✅ Superior microphone compared to most wireless options

✅ Great for situational awareness

If you want noise cancellation and even better audio quality, you can get Chinese “in-ear monitors” (IEM) for € 15–infinity with passive noise cancellation (blocking your ears).

People also insist that their fridges and cock-rings needs RAM these days

The reasoning is curious: “This thing that China is credibly accused of doing is bad, therefore it cannot be China that’s doing it”.