alaphic

¿Por que no los dos?

If so, that only makes your comment all the more puzzling, honestly

Are you familiar with the term ‘tongue in cheek’? Or ‘hyperbole’? Cuz - I’m just sayin- I really doubt that even the yellow-est of rags would expect people to believe that we’re only a “bite my shiny metal ass” away from triggering a T2 style ‘Judgement Day’… I’d say it’s simply far more likely they were simply being facetious.

Now if it was NewsMax, on the other hand…

Law & Order: Thought Police

(And then you hear that sound effect from the show)

Statistical Possibility OP Is A Straight, White Male : 96.7198%

there are mechanical releases on the inside, but if you use them you risk breaking the windows

Wait, what? Sorry, I’m not fancy enough to have any experience with these things, so I’m struggling to picture how exactly this would work… lol