I’m glad I’m not the only one - the article is disinformation, “fake news” in the purest sense.

Hell yes - as long as it still fits in my pocket. That was a prolem with some of the later Blackberry models.

Me using KDE Plasma because I prefer to work with my computer rather than work on my computer:

I have to keep using the megacorporate OS because the other megacorporation won’t let me play their slop game unless they can install a virus on my computer!