





Respect the lore! Reeee!


Okay, but what if they also have some ridiculous 10 gallon hat on?


Damn, they be turning space gay now too? When will the madness end!?
/s~incase it wasn’t obvious~


Everything is edible if you’re brave enough.


Damn. Brutal, but honest.


Hey doc, you ever going to finish this exam? I’ve been waiting around for a hour with my pants at my ankles.


Ah, if you look down at the coil from above I could imagine the similarity. I thought you meant as pictured in your previous picture.


look like a puckered asshole
I’m not asshole-ologist, but I can’t see the similarities there.


Eh, it was kinda necessary with the 2-hour time limit. You can imagine how many Andalite scientists were trapped in random morphs before they added that.


Yeah, but how gruesome were the fly morphs. Even Cassie couldn’t make that look good lol.


“Some of you may die, but that’s a sacrifice I’m willing to make.”


Yup! That’s it, good find.


I remember reading something (might have been xkcd) that said Superman could do the objectively most “good” by simply powering a massive generator and providing free energy to the world. It would benefit the most people at one time, and provide a larger affect than simply beating up bad guys. So, in the same vein, your sacrifice will be remembered.
Edit: it was SMBC, not xkcd.


Hey OP, have you read the Animorphs book series? They’re a YA series, but it actually gets into some heavier shit surprisingly (child soldiers, PTSD, etc) and are not half bad. I bring this up because the premise is some teens are given powers to morph into any animal they “acquire” DNA from by touching. Really gets into the mindset of each animal, what it feels like, how awesome (or terrifying) it is being each animal, etc. Give them a read if you haven’t already.
“The, fuck is this, shit?” - Christopher Walken Gnome
Garden gnomes: “The fuck is this shit?”
Ironic, since these parents are choosing to be terrible people filled with hate.


So buddy had a bunch of mental health issues and committed accidental suicide by big cat in a psychotic episode? If so, damn, that’s a gnarly way to go out.