Maybe the surgery was a success. Dude asked for a dong the size of a Pringles can, got one, and all his blood went to it and he died. Checks out to me.

Judging by his last name he comes from a long like of whoopie cushion makers.

There’s a very high probability that TP’s half time show is going to be way gayer than the real one, just unintentionally.

Given Biden’s belief system he did in fact do it for free yes .