I know it’s like a meme, but every time I have to go without a bidet I feel like a Neanderthal. I’m like kinda close to sneaking one onto the work toilet once I’m keyholder.

My car is a 2017 base with stick shift. No lane assist, just abs and traction control.

Git gud.

Sounds too assertive to be a door mat

Got a few but

One time at a furcon room party it was nearing the end of the night and the guy who booked the room who just wanted to sleep and I were watching this hetero couple go at it and we’re making David attenborough documentary type commentary, sprinkled with the occasional expression that sleep was required.

Of course this may have been on day 2/3 on acid so that wasn’t the only story I have.

I also met my partner that night because she admired my battle jacket patches.

One of her stories is during anal sex she defecated on a $10,000 fursuit