shittydwarf

He was in North Korea in the movie (The interview)

Everybody is about to get a crash course in barbell programs

That’s a real head scratcher

Try not to be too hard on yourself, it’s extremely tough out there and it’s no shame to rely on your parents. They are family, and they want to help you get on your feet. Other cultures look at family support as completely natural, but in the west generally we are made to feel that we need to be completely independent and figure it all out at 18, otherwise we are losers.

I studied and worked hard in my 20s, stabilized in my 30s, and only now north of 40 do I feel like I have achieved success, except there are still aspects of my life that aren’t what I hoped. Nobody has it all figured out.

To summarize: lift weights, floss, find joy

Someone that old getting CPR has single digit percentage chance of survival, and a 100% chance of being super fucked up

He’s not

In the cold war the Soviets used to say things like this to trick the Americans into wasting time and money on stupid shit

Hot Fuzz

This is very unfortunate. There is a tremendous amount of copper in these data centers, thieves would be able to steal so much copper from data center job sites. It’s frightening to think about it

It’s… It’s chocolate soft serve

I’m no so ashamed but Waterworld is a glorious spectacle with great world building and an over the top performance by Dennis Hopper

Well step one is obviously sending feet pictures to the mods, assuming you’ve already done that…

I think they definitely wanted as much gore as possible in that scene. But agreed, maybe it should have shot out of his eyes/ears/mouth/nose/butthole like some nasty high pressure fountain of goo

OP clearly has an abnormal brain

Knitting. I’ve always loved wool sweaters, and would love to be able to knit my own patterned cowichan sweater for example. But it seems quite intimidating and difficult, and honestly a touch embarrassing since I’m a big bearded dude, although that last one is all in my head