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What does Microsoft think the fucking point of encryption is? Do they think I am encrypting my data to protect it from my dog?

The issue here is that the entire conversation has been hijacked by tryhard fitness influencers selling protein supplements, so people are just tired of the “protein bruh. Protein” conversation entirely.

Fun fact, my wife and I got salmonella from eating airbnb homestead eggs!

The more you eviscerate the patriarchy?

Back in my day you just blended powder into a smoothie, but apparently that’s too much work.

Kind of. Nobody orders them and the staff look at you like you are insane if you do.

It’s the next obvious step in the burrito nihilism movement. First we ate burritos and tacos and the world made sense. Then everyone decided burritos were too convenient and portable so they started getting deconstructed burrito “bowls.” Then carbs were bad so they removed the rice. Now we are in the final act, where they also remove the vegetables, cheese and sauce. Because nothing matters, life has no meaning and the world has gone mad.