Fruit is the healthiest snack you can eat. The sugar thing is bullshit unless you eat a pound of grapes every day.

Mind you, I do all that (without fail) and I’m still a lardarse.

Liberal is leftist. Stop changing the meaning of words willy nilly, America.

Covid is still a huge problem. It’s causing brain damage, it’s causing heart damage, it’s causing long covid and it’s killing shit tons of people.

What young kid wears a trenchcoat and not just a rain jacket?

We had a music teacher who, without fail, yelled “What’s the point of this class? You can just as well leave” during every class.

So one class, all of us left.

We got detention and had to write lines. One of the girls had an entire box of scented pens in different colours and she put them all on a table. Then each of us wrote an entire page of stinky, multicoloured lines. I’m sure he didn’t read them all but I bet he had a headache in no time.

Sertraline.

Despite capitalism, companies used to diversify or improve their products when they were no longer selling. Now they’re forcing people to buy them anyway by bribing politicians and either being in cahoots with or buying up competitors.