The universe will be ok. But what about me?! I’d at least like to be a cautionary tale!

That was the death knell for me as well. I think it was around when I had my last iPod, the… Nano?

A Kind of Magic! I mean it’s not really the soundtrack to Highlander, but it kinda is and it rocks

Same boat, I’ve honestly considered just buying a secondhand unlocked 6XL and installing graphene on it. I’ve not been happy with my 9.

Spiritual successor to Eco the Dolphin?

That’s still a great idea, the problem is good high definition high refresh rate panels without smart features are harder and harder to find

Unfortunately, they’re constantly horny and motivated to do stupid things.