peed pants

Not exactly a farm-able loot table, but here’s what taking down a warp core gets you:

• Antimatter
• Coolant
• Dilithium crystals
• Isolinear chips
• Fusion chamber schematic

Warp core also deals 5,000,000 damage in a 10km radius, upon death. So you get to enjoy those spoils for about a femtosecond.

A dead body.

All my hobbies lol

Despite being only in shorts and a tshirt with only a couple dollars in my wallet, somehow I drop a full chest plate

Anxiety and depression.

50% chance: 20 year old Victorinox multitool

25% chance: bunch of yubikeys

10% chance: 1d6 amphetamines 10mg

100% chance: human corpse

10% chance: somehow another human corpse

• Insulin
• Sourdough Starter
• An SSH private key that might come in handy later

Debt

• Skateboard
• MP3 Player
• iPhone 5s
• Pack of Xylitol Gum
• Extra Spicy Eyedrops

Common: A wallet with a few dollars, an Id card, library card, gym card. A monster energy, a broken watch, a book(common)

Uncommon: Headphones, a cool hat, cool socks(mismatched), an Acer 730 chromebook, boxing gloves

Rare drop: car keys to a shitty 2002 Toyota that isnt currently running

Dam I really dont own/carry many valuable items. I was trying to add something good to the rare drop table.

If at work (roll 1d10 4 times)
Wire strippers
11-in-1 screwdriver
Impact driver with 1 of Philips, Square, or 5/16" socket bits in it. 5ah battery
3d12 wirenuts
5d12 selftapping or wood screws
2d12 one hole straps (not the size you need)
Torpedo level (magnetic)
Cigarettes (cheap, 2d10 left in pack)
Vape pen (not nicotine)
Keys

If at home (lair) I just give up, roll for treasure as Villager. Tools are in the van outside.

An LCD sound system CD.

The collected works of Jrrr Tolkien

A collection of keys you don’t remember having, or what they’re for

A lingering sense of dread over whether you fed the cats

set of hex keys and potion that gives you caffeine overdose. 10% chance of notebook with cursed knowledge

Bleed reduction pills, painkillers, and mediocre quality non-armor clothing that gives you a feeling of comfort.

A ring of animal friendship that gives +10 to all skills related to animals, and -1 to all skills related to humans.

And a curse upon looting that cannot be dispelled that causes the cursed to always speak bluntly, to the point, with no deception, and to be frequently misunderstood as a result.