In a blog post, Musk said the acquisition was warranted because global electricity demand for AI cannot be met with “terrestrial solutions,” and Silicon Valley will soon need to build data centers in space to power its AI ambitions.
This dumb fuck. Unfortunately, his boosters will be all-in on this messaging. Whatever.
great place to store the expensive child porn generators. far away in space, where a molotov can never reach.
i fucking hate this timeline.
burying his losses.
100%. They’ve announced the plans for SpaceX to have an IPO, this will basically eliminate all of his losses even if they just shut down xAI immediately following acquisition (which they won’t do just yet, because people are still bag holding AI investments.)
This guy might be a dumb fuck, but he’s the smartest dumb fuck in the billionaire game.
Bobs : “What is it you do?”
Elon : "Well–well look. I already told you: I deal with the god damn customers so the engineers don’t have to. I have people skills; I am good at dealing with people. Can’t you understand that? What the hell is wrong with you people? "
Strapping a lead albatross to your space program is certainly a choice
Incredible there are people dumber than him giving him money when he says things like this. He is an absolute conman.
THERE’S NO INTERNET ON MARS
Company with largest stock valuation
=/=
Most valuable company
a good salesman would ride an ai guided rocket to mars.
One day we’ll be shooting satellites out of the sky for sport
smoke screen. expect some mirrors
No one has said this is how Elysium starts?
This is how Elysium starts.
Something something torment nexus something something.
Elysium actually had some semblance of working technology, though.
In a blog post, Musk said the acquisition was warranted because global electricity demand for AI cannot be met with “terrestrial solutions,” and Silicon Valley will soon need to build data centers in space to power its AI ambitions.
Lololololol
Dumbass McScammer at it again. His starship still can’t even bring a fucking banana to LEO but sure, pets move entire datacenters there.
He has lied about everything for decades now, this too, ain’t gonna happen.
Not to mention the MASSIVE drawbacks to having data centers in space. The guy is going to ruin SpaceX, too.
Imagine his dumb goober voice
“Ackshually - it’s it’s it’s quite cool in space - practically near a useful enough temperature for graphic processing units to dissipate heat”
Lol yeah… not how that works at all
I had to try it
Amazing
I’m really trying to think of a single upside to putting it in space. Unfiltered solar power, does that matter at all? Not that you would ever break even on the cost.
No seriously trust him he is going to build automatic driving cars for robots that are going to be catapulted to space with the skills to create networks and datacenters that can transmit with useable latency across the void of space so we can get ads for the McDonalds app on his totally cool microblogging website all powered by the sun.
The earth will be a fireball, but the McDonalds will be only 99% or less microplastic.
Bullshit. He’s playing move the debt around.
Absolutely. And if the AI market takes a hit it will barely affect a government contracted space program that will get a taxpayer funded bailout if it has any trouble at all.
They don’t always bail them out. Sometimes they force sell them to their competitors.
The richest man on Earth will absolutely get a bailout on our dime and not spend a cent of his net worth.
Yup. Who’s in charge of determining if he gets bailed out? How much money does each of them need to say yes?
Oh, they won’t take money? What influence does he need to buy?
For the amount of money he’s set to get, there’s noone that’ll turn down a nice gift of some sort.
This seems like a good way to turn a golden goose into a turducken. Elon really needed some of Aesop’s fables in his upbringing.
And it will all come crashing down
What if we put the pedophilia…in space??
It’s not illegal there?
Ugh… I can’t believe i actually typed that out
I’m…actually not sure how the rules would apply, how far up various airspaces go or if it’s an Antarctica kinda deal.
Pretty sure he’d been violating all sorts of human trafficking laws tho
Better check the capsule for kids first… “this is the one thing we didn’t want to happen”
