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I guess waking someone up is easy like yelling. Having someone go to sleep when they don’t feel like it needs some finesse.
Because mornings suck
Wake the fuck up samurai
Rise and shine, motherfucker
Top of the morn’n, motherfucker.
Wakey wakey, eggs and bakey.
Wakey wakey, hands off the snakey!
Why do men sleep this way? I watch people sleep professionally and it’s definitely a thing. It doesn’t even appear to be sexual for the most part dudes just like…? instinctively…? sleep cupping their weens with one or both hands…? I would be fascinated to hear some AMAB perspectives on this.
fuck I love oglaf ty for reminding me
“YOU ARE LATE FOR SCHOOL, YOU SHITHEAD! GET THE FUCK OUT OF BED NOW!”
Top o’ the mornin, guvna!
Good morrrow, m’lord
No one has the energy to invent new ones first thing in the morning.
Does “fuck you” count if you say it before breakfast? I think it does.
This actually make be laugh out loud! Thanks! I need this.
Fuck you
(I haven’t had breakfast)
Back at ya!
(I haven’t even had coffee yet)
There’s a Native American phrase that is a morning greeting, but it means “you survived the night”
That’s fucking metal
Who’s we?
The part of my brain that was in control when I made this post.
Was it the part that’s normally responsible for pooping?
No. In general that part of my brain is given no responsibility.
DO we have a bunch of ways to say good night?
Yeah.
Nighty night. Sleep Well. Sweet dreams.
Actually now I’m blanking
Mornin’! … mrnn… Slept well? Breakfast’s ready! Hope you have a nice day! Cooooofffffeeeeeeee… 🧟♀️
Grand rising!
We have a bunch of ways for both though.
“The suns awake so Im awake!” Is the most unhinged one ive experenced.
Carpe Diam
Otherwise most good mornings have the assumption that you will see them for the rest of day unlike sleep
