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A Beanie Baby stuffed with hemorrhoids
Crumpled sauce packets that are oozing out.
Gun
Cold chips
They’re both McDonalds, but one is served at the White House.
Homework
Scolding hot coffee that melts off your labia with a side of nationwide slander.
melts off your labia
you’re drinking it wrong.
A Stressball
McDonald’s food
An ad for a toy.
An ad for a toy that gives you 100 McGems for watching it and a button to buy 1000 McGems for $5.99 (toys cost 1200 McGems)
That math is too clean…
The ad gives 99 McGems, a toy costs 2000 McGems, and you get 750 McGems for $5.99, with 200 bonus McGems on you first purchase.
Now we’re talking!
The same toy, smashed.
An adorable little bag of Ricin.
and empty fries container
A discount voucher for McTherapy.
