Zeppo

I was hoping the article would explain what a “boomer shooter” is, but it doesn’t seem to

Damn, the poor people who built subreddit simulator were ahead of their time. That’s basically all this is… I can’t believe someone is actually getting paid for making something so useless. Like SRS it’s an interesting toy but I can’t fathom how it’s useful in anyway. Maybe Facebook just wanted to hire the developer.

A knife. Or maybe something really annoying, like a QR code that goes to videos of Mike Johnson talking

I never knew you had to wash your sheets before you slept on them

Absolute heathen