That’s the help’s job.
Garçon!
After reading this thread, it seems I’ve been using that air dryer thing on the wall very incorrectly.
I usually cauterize it with my cigarette.
Niether.
I wring mine out. 😤
Yeah you gotta peench that urethra, boyee
I just lick the residue off
Push the taint.
I swab it out
You just get a new one?
Never paper. And almost never need to shake it.
Wipe mine on a baby rabbit. So soft.
Single use and flushable.
Both.
hold the dancing tho
No one really dances since you can get enough motion by shaking it. Also, toilet paper is non-existent at urinals. That said,
Shake it once, that’s fine Shake it twice, that’s okay Shake it three times You’re playing with yourself again
Shake it three times You’re playing with yourself again
This is propaganda from people who want you to have piss stains, shake it shake it shake it!
Shake it like a Polaroid picture!
Unexpected Good Charlotte reference? :D
Ugh, knew I should have checked this thread further before posting, it’s such an obvious pull.
OH MY GOD, IVE NEVER REALLY THOUGHT ABOUT THOSE LYRICS BEFORE.
I developed a technique over the years where I run a finger along the urethra after I’m done to push whatever fluid may be left, regardless if I’m standing or sitting down. When no TP is available, it really helps.
Once upon a time, in my youth, I saw a meme explaining me this. Now I have a push behind the balls after pee every time!
This one right here. It pushes on the urethra and expels the drips. Like holding up the back of a garden hose to purge it for the winter.
I imagine guys in a public toilet seeing you reach into the pants to finger your taint.
Shake it once (that’s fine), possibly shake it twice (that’s ok), but never three times (that’s playing with yourself)
If I’m in a puble washroom, I knock it against the side of the urinal.
If I’m at home I wash it at the sink faucet before washing my hands.
But now it’s more wet and the question remains
Wet but clean, so my bath towel works. Or the small towels my girlfriend use to wash her face, whatever is closest.
Fair enough. Does your girlfriend know?
Yes, but she has lots of them. Ok, to be honest, I do this maybe half of the time, after considering if there is a chance my penis will end up in her mouth later, I want to be clean. She puts her diva cup in the sink some times and forget to rinse it, we just not easily grossed by natural body things I guess.
