cross-posted from: https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/post/71277481
I once pirated a book because I didn’t want to get it from another room.
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I pirated a movie because I didn’t want to plug in my external hard drive.
This is one of the reasons I use Jellyfin.
I think this is a common shared behavior of lazy nerds. I once torrented The Big Lebowski because I didn’t want to get out of bed and put the DVD in.
Paid $30 for a $6 meal to be delivered to my house using DoorDash instead of driving myself to the drive thru.
Instead of scrolling back up to the top of a website, I refresh the page.
that is pretty lazy, especially on a pc where if you’d just have the energy to move a finger over to the right side of the keyboard to tap HOME once is all it would take.
I was chilling on the couch watching tv when my roommate came home. She left her purse on the kitchen counter, then came to join me on the couch. I realized after she sat down that I was thirsty, and I’d missed my opportunity to ask her to grab something for me when she was in the kitchen. So I sent a text to her phone, which was still in her purse on the kitchen counter.
She groaned, then got up to check her message:
“Hey, since you’re up anyway, can you grab me a soda from the fridge?”
This deserves a slow clap.
That’s not lazy. Genius burns calories.
So did she get you the soda?
She did. It was, however, mysteriously very shaken up. No idea how that happened.
Took a photo of my floor with the flash to find where i dropped a chip rather than get up and turn the light on
Once I jerked it rather than having sex because it didn’t want to put the effort in to have sex with my gf at the time.
This backfired though, as she caught me and then she talked me into going down on her as punishment
i wouldn’t mind being punished like that.
In retrospect I’m not complaining, but at the time I was tired and just wanted to cum and go to sleep.
But relationships are about compromise, and later on she more than paid me back.
I don’t have shoes with laces.
slip-on shoes aren’t just for little kids, the elderly, or others that can’t tie shoes.
they. are. awesome.
i always loose-tie my sneakers anyway so they could be slipped-on and off easily, but stretchy ‘no tie’ laces are a huge upgrade from that.
Velcro, or just slip ons?
Not exactly the laziest but I was in IT collaborating with a dev on a project for our MSP’s control panel. They were ignoring my meeting invites, emails and IMs for a few days and I was getting annoyed. They were upstairs in a separate building across from ours. Kind of a hike.
Rather than hunt them down like a normal person, i browsed to their drive and stuck a batch script in their startup folder that drew a cheeky Matrix-style animated graphic (first one was out then) that after 30 seconds or so faded out to a message asking them to contact me. I set it so it would pop up and maximize if they rebooted. I tested it a bit but wasn’t sure if it would work or even if they ever rebooted since we had dedicated workstations.
But apparently they shut down their machine every night. So the next day they stood up and freaked out yelling that they had been hacked before they saw the ensuing message.
They were pretty pissed off once someone calmed them down and they figured out what i’d done, but we got the project completed after that.
That’s the opposite of lazy.
