𝜯𝐞𝐡 𝜝𝐚𝐦𝐬𝐤𝐢@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days agoIf you could see one statistic above every person's head, that is updated in real time and never goes away, what would you choose?message-squaremessage-square400linkfedilinkarrow-up1244arrow-down19
arrow-up1235arrow-down1message-squareIf you could see one statistic above every person's head, that is updated in real time and never goes away, what would you choose?𝜯𝐞𝐡 𝜝𝐚𝐦𝐬𝐤𝐢@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days agomessage-square400linkfedilink
minus-square𝕱𝖎𝖗𝖊𝖜𝖎𝖙𝖈𝖍@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up44arrow-down1·2 days agoI’m here to toot for the “lifetime farts” number
minus-squarefork@feddit.onlinelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up24·2 days agoI was gonna say a percentage of how close they are to their next fart, lol.
minus-squareVenia Silente@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up23arrow-down1·2 days ago«WARNING: FART INCOMING»
minus-squareVenia Silente@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·22 hours agoNo, I can tank it. </lotr>
minus-square𝕱𝖎𝖗𝖊𝖜𝖎𝖙𝖈𝖍@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up13·2 days agoElevators just got a lot more stressful
minus-squarefork@feddit.onlinelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·2 days agoFor them maybe. You gata stare them down as they get to 100% so they know you know. Assert dominance and then fart before they do.
minus-squareSubArcticTundra@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up4·2 days agoIt would be fun to publically count down lol.
minus-square0ops@piefed.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·2 days agoNo good, you’ve gotta go by volume. 2,578,016 cubic meters of fart.
minus-squareprole@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 days agoDo we get a prize for having the highest number? Asking for a friend
minus-squarepsud@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 days agoA recent number would be more useful; last hour, last day. They might have had a food intolerance in the past which pushed the number stratospheric which they have since learned to avoid (Me, wheat)
I’m here to toot for the “lifetime farts” number
I was gonna say a percentage of how close they are to their next fart, lol.
«WARNING: FART INCOMING»
MOVE OUT OF THE A.O.E.!!!
No, I can tank it. </lotr>
Elevators just got a lot more stressful
For them maybe. You gata stare them down as they get to 100% so they know you know. Assert dominance and then fart before they do.
It would be fun to publically count down lol.
No good, you’ve gotta go by volume. 2,578,016 cubic meters of fart.
Do we get a prize for having the highest number?
Asking for a friend
A recent number would be more useful; last hour, last day. They might have had a food intolerance in the past which pushed the number stratospheric which they have since learned to avoid
(Me, wheat)